Cover Letters

For the past month, my writing students have been working on cover letters and resumes. My students are automotive engineering majors, so I had them "apply" to a vehicle research internship at Honda R&D. Most of my students 'got' it. But despite numerous time for revision, including in-class peer edits, I still got some work that was worth reading out loud to Kim and laughing over. Arthur, Victor, and Edison didn't quite grasp the etiquette of the opening paragraph. Here are some excerpts:

Dear Mr. Mann:

So I must to say that I have long been hopeful for working for your enterprise after graduation, now it’s really a chance for me to experience the life in Honda in my dream forehead. So how could I let slip the once in a blue moon.

Arthur


Dear Mr. Mann:

I am glad to write to you. When I was young I am interested in the car. I am fascinated with the runner on the road. I often imagine that I drive the car in a high speed. It is so exciting. I am currently a sophomore where I am majoring in Vehicle Engineering and English. I believe my knowledge form my major is useful to your company.

Victor


And, the ultimate Cover Letter with Chinese Characteristics...

Dear Mr. Mann:

Hello! My heat feels thanks to you reading this material, and wishes your organization get prosperity and bright future! Now I am writing to look for a position of internship for students.

Edison

While grading 90 cover letters, I need something to keep me amused! 60 down, 30 to go...Dad, now I understand how miserable grading is!

Edit: Disclaimer: Yes, I quote my students because they are hilarious! But when it comes down to it, I am very impressed by them (well, 95% of them - the other 5% are commonly referred to as "the little f*ckers"). Their English may not be 标准,　but they're doing a hell of a lot better than most monolingual Americans. I can laugh at my students because I adore (most of) them.